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If this is some sort of joke it's in very poor taste.

Wow! This is so cool, like something out of a manga! My friends will be so jealous that they're not here to see this. I hope I'm not the only one here though, a little kid could get into a lot of trouble all by himself in a big city like this!

Does anyone know how I -- we? -- got here? Japan is super far away, and I definitely don't remember a plane ride. Ran-neesan says that if something weird happens I should call for help, but the emergency numbers on my phones go to dead air.